A young woman and tech support advice...

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Tech support

The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke… but then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself.

The tech support people’s love advice was hilarious!

The query:

Dear Tech support,

’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

The response (that came weeks later out of the blue):

Dear Desperate,

“First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0.Good Luck!’

Good Luck!

 

[10 YEARS LATER]

    Very clever stuff ! 

Edited February 13, 2016 by 10 YEARS LATER

[Gypsygirl11]

Cute, the "Mother In Law" line is hysterical.

[DWitte]

I thought about "doing" my mother-in-law once.  I never would and she wasn't my MIL at the time.  But then I married her daughter and everything changed in an instant.  How does that happen?

 

WOW I never looked at that MIL and adding an F until just now when I typed it.  Too bad for all you people who read this.  I feel for all you guys.  You can't unthink it Dude.  Start crying.

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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Yup... guess that's why 'OlSarge had all of us... and he kept us apart until the Team Effort had to come into play when

he needed us all there at once.  

[divemaster5734]

I thought about "doing" my mother-in-law once.  I never would and she wasn't my MIL at the time.  But then I married her daughter and everything changed in an instant.  How does that happen?

 

WOW I never looked at that MIL and adding an F until just now when I typed it.  Too bad for all you people who read this.  I feel for all you guys.  You can't unthink it Dude.  Start crying.

 

 

Thanks man, was a good morning laugh.

[davis411]

I thought about "doing" my mother-in-law once.  I never would and she wasn't my MIL at the time.  But then I married her daughter and everything changed in an instant.  How does that happen?

 

WOW I never looked at that MIL and adding an F until just now when I typed it.  Too bad for all you people who read this.  I feel for all you guys.  You can't unthink it Dude.  Start crying.