moose 57 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) Two Guys From Minnesota Two guys from Minnesota die and wake upin hell. The next day, the devil stops to check onthem and sees them dressed in parkas, mittensand bomber hats, warming themselves around thefire.The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn'tit hot enough for you?"The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're fromMinnesota, the land of ice and snow and cold. We'rejust happy for a chance to warm up a bit, you know."The devil decides that these two aren't miserableenough and turns up the heat. The next morning,he stops by again and there they are, still dressedin their parkas, mittens and hats.The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here,can't you guys feel that?"Again, the guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday,we're from Minnesota, the land of ice and snow and cold.We're just happy to warm up a little bit, you know."The devil gets a little steamed up and he decides to fixthe two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go.The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. Hestops by the room with the two guys from Minnesota and findsthem in light jackets and hats, grilling sausage and drinkingbeer.The devil is astonished. "Everyone down here is in abjectmisery , and you seem to be enjoying yourselves."The two reply, "Well, ya know, we don'tget too much warm weather up there in Minnesota, we've justgot to have a cookout when the weather is this nice."The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.Finally, he comes up with an answer. These two love theheat because they have been cold all their lives. Hedecides to turn all the heat in hell off.The next morning, the temperature is below zero, iciclesare hanging everywhere, the people are shivering so bad,they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.The devil smiles and heads for the room with the 2Minnesotans. He finds them back in their parkas, mittensand hats. They are jumping up and down and cheering.The devil was dumbfounded. "I don't understand. When Iturn the heat up, you're happy. Now it's freezing cold,and you're happy. What is wrong with you two?"The Minnesotans look at the devil in surprise. "Well,don't ya know - if hell froze over, that must meanthe Vikings won the Super Bowl!" Go Vikings! h.a.n.d. Edited January 4, 2016 by moose 57 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanalou1 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Funny Thanks for the laugh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtaxguy Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Ja! Ja! :D :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarMillionaire Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Unexpected ending...funny! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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