Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew.

[moose 57]

Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
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Don't cut your hair. Ever.
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Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he
can find the perfect gift.
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If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
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Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it.
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Don't ask about his thoughts unless you want to discuss navel lint,
shotguns, or monster trucks.
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Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
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Shopping is not a sport.
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Anything you wear is fine. Really.
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You have enough clothes.
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You have too many shoes.
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Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect him to submit to it.
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Your ex-boyfriend is, was, and always will be an idiot.
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Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
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No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark important days on
a calender.
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Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you think he
would be any good at choosing which pair, out of your thirty, would look
good with your dress?
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Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
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A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
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Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
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Foreign movies are best left to foreigners.
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Check your oil.
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Don't give him 50 rules when 25 will do.
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It is neither in your best interest nor his to take the quiz together.
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Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All
comments become null and void after 7 days.
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If you won't dress like Victoria's Secret women, don't expect us to act
like soap opera men.
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If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad and/or angry, we meant the other one.
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You can either ask him to do something or tell him how you want it done
-not both.
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Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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Consider golf a mini-vacation from each other. He needs it just as bad
as you do.
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Telling him that the models in men's magazines are airbrushed makes you
look jealous and certainly is not going to deter him from reading them.
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The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months. 

Edited November 24, 2015 by moose 57

[Shabibilicious]

And Yes ladies.....the author's still single.    

 

GO RV, then BV

[moose 57]

And Yes ladies.....the author's still single.    

 

GO RV, then BV

the poster is!

(am falling though).

Edited November 24, 2015 by moose 57

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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Next time ya'll have to attend an engagement party or wedding,

 

print this out, frame it and gift it to the bride.

 

(ya can also tape the business card of a good  divorce attorney to the back !)

 

 

 

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Edited November 24, 2015 by SgtFuryUSCZ

[umbertino]

the poster is!

(am falling though).

Fantastic as usual, moose.....

[nstoolman1]

I showed this to my wife a few years ago and she said a lot of them make sense.

[Shabibilicious]

I showed this to my wife a few years ago and she said a lot of them make sense.

 

She sounds like a Keeper.    

 

GO RV, then BV

[dog53]

hahaha  nice   Aint never gonna happen. Aaaa  but one can dream.

 

left one out though

Never on any circumstances plan a vacation during the rut. 

[10 YEARS LATER]

And Yes ladies.....the author's still single.    

 

GO RV, then BV

Most likely lives with his parents in the Basement  . . .

[nstoolman1]

She sounds like a Keeper.    

 

GO RV, then BV

Yes she is. She keeps letting me think I am in charge. She says I will be happier that way. 

[RVWITHME]

hahaha  nice   Aint never gonna happen. Aaaa  but one can dream.

 

left one out though

Never on any circumstances plan a vacation during the rut. 

 

Wait, I thought that the rut WAS vacation...

 

That hasn't changed, has it?