moose 57 Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 A missionary in Africa realizes that the one thing he has never taught the natives is how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the missionary points to a rock and says, "This is a rock". Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The missionary is really getting enthusiastic about the results, when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The missionary is really flustered and quickly says, "Riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, he pulls out his blow-gun and poisoned darts and kills them. The missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other. "How could you kill these people in cold blood like that?" he asks. "My bike." replied the chief. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Markinsa Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Wow, I haven't heard that in a long time. I think the last time I heard that joke, I used this: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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