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***/// MAGA !

 

Oh, R&S -- -ya did it again...  :twothumbs:

 

...managed to put a smile back on our faces after doing battle with the leftist ilk morons here all morning ! :facepalm1::wacko:

 

YOU're THE Best !  :hug:  Take a bow !  :bow:

 

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1 hour ago, SgtFuryUSCZ said:

 

Ya got us, MARKinSA ! :lol: ya hit a Triple right outta the park this mornin' !:lmao: Those're great !

Hmmnn... Now we got a hankerin' for chicken n' waffles fer breakfast.... :huh:^_^

 

Hey!??....So which is it....a triple or a home run?  

 

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GO RV, the BV

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3 hours ago, Shabibilicious said:

 

In fact, I imagine the cows rather enjoy being milked......"Moooo, yeah....right there, farmer Fran".  :blink:

 

GO RV, then BV

I do :eyebrows::eyebrows:

 

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6 hours ago, moose 57 said:

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What can i say

 

h.a.n.d.

I sense “snowflakes” are piling up...maybe we aughta make snow cream but then these gals will probably think we murdered their fellow flakes! :rolleyes:

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A wife went to a psychiatrist in an attempt to sort out her sex life.

For over half an hour, she talked about how unrewarding sex was with her husband, but the psychiatrist was
struggling to reach the root of the problem.

Then he asked: "Do you ever watch your husband`s face while you`re making love?"

"I did once" she replied

"And how did he look?"

"Very angry"

"That`s interesting. You say you have only once seen your husband`s face during sex? That in itself is unusual. Tell
me, what were the circumstances that led you to see his face on the occasion he appeared so angry?"

"He was looking through the window,"
 
 
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2018
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$72,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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