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On 10/3/2017 at 1:22 PM, SnowGlobe7 said:

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No kidding. I walk by any yellow Camaro. Get real close to the grill and whisper: Are you in there BumbleBee?

One day I will poop my pants when he answers. :lmao:  

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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? 
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."  
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1 hour ago, 429 said:

LOL Everybody knows it's "their" so stupid.

 

 

 

LOL  I see what you did "their", 429...  "Its" just that "Your" much "to" observant!!!  

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7 hours ago, Jaxinjersey said:

LOL  I see what you did "their", 429...  "Its" just that "Your" much "to" observant!!!  

LOL. You just know me as the grammar nazi that I am.

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