DinarThug Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 CNN. Broadcasting A BS 'Happy Banksgiving Day' Story While In A Crayon Laced Food Coma ! TNT:G-Man: My Bank StoryI visited a bank today (Wednesday) . I had an appointment with a Wealth Manager. I just wanted to share the experience! A brief synopsis... When I first setup the meeting on the phone, I told him that I invested in exotic currencies and I have reasons to believe that they will be paying big dividends soon. He gladly setup the meeting. Upon my arrival, at the appointment, there were two (not one) wealth managers waiting it the office to greet me. I noticed that one of them (the owner of the office), had "Top Wealth Manager" awards 4 years in a row..... I preceded to tell them about the specifics of my investment (dinars, dongs, etc). It was noteworthy also, that they didn't flinch in the least during my dissertation; they didn't spew any negativity, they didn't say it was a scam, nothing like that. Rather, they both sat there intently listening to my presentation. At this point I felt like I was teaching a class, and they were eager students wanting to learn. They proceeded to ask very specific questions about the currencies. I remember thinking, "This is strange, why are these guys so interested in what I had to say?" It was as though, they wanted to learn everything they could about the currencies.At this point they rolled out the red carpet, they proceeded to gave me a presentation on their programs, perks and why I should bank privately with them. They took my information and told me, they will be in touch with me shortly and that they are looking forward to serving my banking needs.Here is the kicker, on my way out of the bank one of them followed me to the exit and almost covertly pointed in the direction of the safety deposit boxes and whispered, "I own a few Dinars myself, see you soon." 7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadita Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I have bank story too lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaygo Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 CNN. Broadcasting A BS 'Happy Banksgiving Day' Story While In A Crayon Laced Food Coma ! TNT: G-Man: My Bank Story I visited a bank today (Wednesday) . I had an appointment with a Wealth Manager. I just wanted to share the experience! A brief synopsis... When I first setup the meeting on the phone, I told him that I invested in exotic currencies and I have reasons to believe that they will be paying big dividends soon. He gladly setup the meeting. Upon my arrival, at the appointment, there were two (not one) wealth managers waiting it the office to greet me. I noticed that one of them (the owner of the office), had "Top Wealth Manager" awards 4 years in a row. .... I preceded to tell them about the specifics of my investment (dinars, dongs, etc). It was noteworthy also, that they didn't flinch in the least during my dissertation; they didn't spew any negativity, they didn't say it was a scam, nothing like that. Rather, they both sat there intently listening to my presentation. At this point I felt like I was teaching a class, and they were eager students wanting to learn. They proceeded to ask very specific questions about the currencies. I remember thinking, "This is strange, why are these guys so interested in what I had to say?" It was as though, they wanted to learn everything they could about the currencies. At this point they rolled out the red carpet, they proceeded to gave me a presentation on their programs, perks and why I should bank privately with them. They took my information and told me, they will be in touch with me shortly and that they are looking forward to serving my banking needs. Here is the kicker, on my way out of the bank one of them followed me to the exit and almost covertly pointed in the direction of the safety deposit boxes and whispered, "I own a few Dinars myself, see you soon." Oh my... I could have made one up better then that!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishing Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Nothing like a good thanksgiving bank story! :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosterbglee Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Nothing like a not very creative bank story on Thanksgiving! lol! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Silvermoon Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Bank stories are always the same. "I went down to da bank n told bankman i did a dinar and he giggled and winked at me and did a secret hand signal then did a backflip out da window" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Let's start over... Three turkeys met in the bank... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinMan Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 WHAT? NO WINKING? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_shaddow Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Much Appreciated Thugs, I love a good B.S. Bank Story thanks Thugs keep bringing it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yendor Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Yep, there is nothing like a believable bank story....... Unfortunately this isn't one of them !!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Quote I told him that I invested in exotic currencies End Quote Erotic currencies 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eburt Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Why do people keep sharing these crazy bank stories. A bunch of smoke 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaygo Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Oh damn is Reinman back???? It was so peaceful here for awhile. Oh well. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad asafrog Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 So how is it only folkes at TNT have these bank stories ? Does no-one else own a bank account over there in the USA ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Machine Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 WHAT? NO WINKING? I was thinking the same thing. What - no trademark bank story wink, nudge or nod To the authors credit the story did contain a whisper delivered in conjunction with a covertly pointed finger. Sooooo.... Considering the degree of technical difficulty, artistic quality, combined with overall believe-ability and originality. I award this bank story a score of 8.5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chess Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 WHY DO WE ONLY USE BANKS FOR ABJECT STORY FABRICATION? WHY NOT USE 7-11** STORES FOR REAL DINAR PREVARICATION?? **(ANY 7-11's STILL AROUND?) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deborah Layne Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) I know bankers who have expected and prepped their offices/regions for RV off and on for about 3 1/2 years. Of course bankers know about this. Surely not all but some do, duh. Thing is, they have no better "Intel" than do we, so it isn't a red flag when a banker starts getting his people ready for it. I had a similar wealth-management experience in July 2011, with 2 wealth managers. But neither of them had known about the IQD. Or at least they didn't know much. I was able to give a general layout of it, and they didn't scoff or tell me it was a scam either. I'm pretty sure it is standard proceedure NOT to scoff at your clientele. That in itself means nothing other than that they're not openly rude. It does kind of give you a little boost when a wealth manager expresses interest in getting your business. But it isn't intel, and it doesn't mean it's time to put on your going-to-the-bank outfit. It just means they're salesmen. Edited November 28, 2014 by Deborah Layne 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie123 Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) "CNN. Broadcasting A BS 'Happy Banksgiving Day' Story ...While In A Crayon Laced Food Coma!" Thank You Thuggie for the "Happy Banksgiving Day' Story"... You Never Disappoint!!! Happy Crayon Trails To You... Luv Ya Man Edited November 28, 2014 by Maggie123 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sage449 Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 DT - sorry, smells like a turkey to me - sorry couldn't resist.......thank you - I love a good bank story......... :lol: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mammaw Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Thug, thanks for post. Seems many read the "rumor" section and then proceed to be sarcastic about what they read. Interesting scenario. I in turn have had a couple of young people at the banks tell me they are invested in IQD. There are a lot of us out there, in every walk of life. Do I read a great deal into it, probably not, but as all of us know who have been watching this for quite a while now, things are looking very promising for a RV to happy sooner rather than later. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bean Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 And no chesty 20-something in a short skirt at the customer service counter giving peeks at her...uh...screen ????? I can't believe this bank story...there's no plot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caz1104 Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) A day without sunshine...............is a perfect day for a "bank story" "imaginary" families fall for bank stories all the time. Edited November 28, 2014 by caz1104 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJake Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 I went to my bank and walked up to a machine . I then stuck a card in it and it gave me some money. It was like being in Vegas 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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