Guest views are now limited to 12 pages. If you get an "Error" message, just sign in! If you need to create an account, click here.

Jump to content
  • CRYPTO REWARDS!

    Full endorsement on this opportunity - but it's limited, so get in while you can!

BEER


moose 57
 Share

Recommended Posts



Profound words of encouragement if you have not had a beer today!!!

 

 

Sometimes, after playing golf, I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth

 

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Winston Churchill

 

"When I read about the evils of drinking after golfing I gave up reading."

Paul Horning

 

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?  I think not."

H. L. Mencken

 

"When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

George Bernard Shaw

 

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin

 

 

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Dave Barry

 

BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!

W. C. Fields

 

Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey

 

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group.  Salvation in a can! Leo Durocher

 

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.  A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.  And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members!  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 



 

  • Upvote 6
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow

I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)

Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear

This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer

 

 

My wife often frowns when we're out on the town

And i'm wearing a suit and a tie

She's sipping vermouth and she thinks i'm uncouth

When i yell as the waiter goes by

 

 

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow

I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)

Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear

This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer

 

 

 

Last night i dreamed that i passed from the scene

And i went to a place so sublime

Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer

Then they turned it all into wine !!!!  ugh

 

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow

I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)

Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear

Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i love beer

 

Tom T Hall

  • Upvote 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I do not drink it ( nor any other alcoholic beverage...no matter of principle.. Just that I tried it and  do not like it)...Most of my buddies do and always tell me I don't know what I'm missing ( more about wines than beer, actually)

Edited by umbertino
Link to comment
Share on other sites

The times I have tried to approach / taste alcoholic beverages ( wine, beer, even spumante, the italian champagne) I was only feeling the taste of alcohol so I simply decided it wasn't for me.

 

My father  was a pretty good expert of wines and tried  a few times to convince me. My Mother instead was so repulsed by it  that even the smell of wine coming out of the bottle would be cause of trouble for her

Edited by umbertino
Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Hello, D*ck's Pool hall.....liquor in the front.....poker in the rear."    :o 

 

GO RV, and NO BV

The Stockman's Bar and Grill in Missoula, MT actually sold a t-shirt with that on in back in the 70's - and even took out an ad in Playboy to sell the shirt!

  • Upvote 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Stockman's Bar and Grill in Missoula, MT actually sold a t-shirt with that on in back in the 70's - and even took out an ad in Playboy to sell the shirt!

I think Missoula ( or maybe another MT town but MT nonetheless) was the place where at one of the Greyhound stops  in my first US trip ( 1977)...I think it was a bar or restaurant... The signs on the toilets read " MENS"  "WOMENS"

Edited by umbertino
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I live my life according to what I think is good or bad. Beer is good as long as it is taken in moderation! Like everything else!

 

All you need to do is watch the news to see that the so called "Medical Community" has no clue! One week choclate is bad for you then it's good, etc, etc.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.


  • Testing the Rocker Badge!

  • Live Exchange Rate

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.