Two Elderly Women

[moose 57]

Two Elderly Women

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car,

neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they

were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The

stoplight was red but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I

must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went

through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another

intersection, the light was red, and again they went

right through.

This time, the passenger was almost sure that the

light had been red, but was also concerned that she

might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and

decided to pay very close attention.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was

definitely red and they went right through it. She

turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you

know we just ran through three red lights in a row?

You could have killed us."

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh No! Am I driving?"

 

[Shabibilicious]

 

GO RV, and NO BV    

[Nadita]

Moose

 

Thank you for the laugh this morning... that was a good one

[umbertino]

Good one, moose ( as usual)

[Saint]

Moose you're back on track. That was funny.

[SnowGlobe7]

[DiveDeepSix]

Nice buddy, thanks for the laughs!

 

Hey do you have something against stop lights now?    

 

Speaking of old ladies, two elderly gals were sitting on a park bench, when one turns to the other and says "Do you smoke after sex?"  The other gal responded thoughtfully, "You know I've never looked!"     

[Thriver]

Loved the story Moose - thanks for the laugh!