stealthwarrior Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Sounds like all the other BS bank stories to me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Where's "hoosier" when you need a good bank story follow-up?? LBJ...are you reporting from Texas?? I think he lives near the grassy knoll. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bean Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 I was salivating, waiting for the part where "Miss Miracle" took you into the vault and you showed her your "dong".....speaking of currency. Still waiting for a bank story that we can believe. Oh wait, there arent any. Artitech...you have a career writing dime novels they sell in the airport book stores. Thanks for sharing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleEye Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 bank stories are best understood when compared with college degrees.. BS.....we ALL know what that means... MS = more of the same Phd = piled higher and deeper... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 ".............................................................................................................NOPE!" "But.................................I love the effort!......and...........Someday it really will be just like that......................and then I will order my Bentley!" "Stay thirsty my friends!" Kia You still havent Where you been Dog? Rumors section been slow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted July 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Kia Umbertino Will Be Cruisin' For Chicks In This Little Number ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Umbertino Will Be Cruisin' For Chicks In This Little Number ! Cruisin through the Vatican, windows down, blasting some Elton John while the Alter Boys whisle at him 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandfly Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 OK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inbedded HorseHead Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Just make one up.......seems to be the norm. GO RV, and NO BV absolutely....btw, where's Hoosier? lol... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captjohn Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Unfortunately, in bankspeak "imminent" is equal to "soon" and "in the coming days". Be afraid, be very afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 absolutely....btw, where's Hoosier? lol... Who's Hoosier?......Bank story extraordinaire? GO RV, and NO BV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinMan Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 I think we should have a bank story writing contest. Once we were in her office and I sat down, she got up from her desk, did a neck-craning glance out the office window toward the tellers, then bent forward toward my ear. She exhaled softly and whispered....."HHHHHhhhhhhh you're gonna be a rich man on August 15th, and I wanna be your Little Miracle for your Big Miracle." She softly grabbed my ear lobe with her teeth and scraped as she pulled away then slinked back to her desk and sat down. Those hungry baby blues made my heart skip as she lasered into mine, then she smiled an winked. I knew for sure her story was true. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocalDinar Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Thanks Thug, Hope all is well with you and the family Same goes to the rest of my Dinar family I've been taking some time off this ride. First time back in quite a while and this is the first post I have read. Seems like not much has changed.It was a long shot anyway .I've been having better luck with a 20 acre Gold mine claim in the desert that I picked up on Ebay. I sold off some IQDto buy the equipment and the claim. I knew it was a long shot but quite frankly so is the dinar. But unlike this dinar investment it's extremely hard work,But I drywashed a couple of hours and found some color ( 2 grams ) on my first trip. I'm having a blast digging up the dirt. I think I'll go back into hibernation now and check back in 6 months. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 I'm game, ReinMan. Here's my attempt. I casually entered the bank as I always do. Fumbling with my wallet, I nearly bloodied my nose negotiating the heavy lobby door, which has some sort of physics backed vacuum issue. The bnk was empty, much like the parking lot. I thought nothing of it as I approached a teller station. For quite some time I stood at the empty counter, wondering if perhaps the lone teller was answering the call of nature. Over the instrusive elevator music, I heard the faint rumblings of something mechanical coming from an open door side room. It was then that I saw her.........disheveled auburn hair falling carelessly about her shoulders, slightly greasy facial glow. With eyes closed, she nibbled teasingly on one lovely polished finger. Her breezy silk blouse had worked it's way secretly from her slim waste line....one scuffed black pump lying dead on the floor, the other cliffhanging from her nimble toes.....Then it fell, almost in slow motion towards the tile below. As I followed it's descent, I noticed words on the rumbling cabinet behind the action. They were shaking and difficult to make out, let alone enunciate. D..e...la....R..u...e. "Oh mama!!", I shrieked. Startled, she leaped from her motion rich perch....locked eyes with me, breathlessly mumbled "lunch break", and slammed the door!! Not knowing what to do....I grabbed a cherry dum dum from the basket and made my way out of the building, where I enjoyed a cigarette and recently fond memories. GO RV, and NO BV 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InItSince05 Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Sounds like all the other BS bank stories to me. Exactly!! BS!!! The BS'ers have to keep it up because new people are getting invested everyday. Those of us that have been here long enough have seen these "BANK STORIES" for along time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 (edited) Cruisin through the Vatican, windows down, blasting some Elton John while the Alter Boys whisle at him lol I'm game, ReinMan. Here's my attempt. I casually entered the bank as I always do. Fumbling with my wallet, I nearly bloodied my nose negotiating the heavy lobby door, which has some sort of physics backed vacuum issue. The bnk was empty, much like the parking lot. I thought nothing of it as I approached a teller station. For quite some time I stood at the empty counter, wondering if perhaps the lone teller was answering the call of nature. Over the instrusive elevator music, I heard the faint rumblings of something mechanical coming from an open door side room. It was then that I saw her.........disheveled auburn hair falling carelessly about her shoulders, slightly greasy facial glow. With eyes closed, she nibbled teasingly on one lovely polished finger. Her breezy silk blouse had worked it's way secretly from her slim waste line....one scuffed black pump lying dead on the floor, the other cliffhanging from her nimble toes.....Then it fell, almost in slow motion towards the tile below. As I followed it's descent, I noticed words on the rumbling cabinet behind the action. They were shaking and difficult to make out, let alone enunciate. D..e...la....R..u...e. "Oh mama!!", I shrieked. Startled, she leaped from her motion rich perch....locked eyes with me, breathlessly mumbled "lunch break", and slammed the door!! Not knowing what to do....I grabbed a cherry dum dum from the basket and made my way out of the building, where I enjoyed a cigarette and recently fond memories. GO RV, and NO BV Great, Shabs..I'm more than certain this very episode you described actually did happen to someone. At least once. Edited July 24, 2014 by umbertino 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheresmyRV? Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Hey kids...it's bank story time!!!!!!! lol lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinMan Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) I'm game, ReinMan. Here's my attempt. I casually entered the bank as I always do. Fumbling with my wallet, I nearly bloodied my nose negotiating the heavy lobby door, which has some sort of physics backed vacuum issue. The bnk was empty, much like the parking lot. I thought nothing of it as I approached a teller station. For quite some time I stood at the empty counter, wondering if perhaps the lone teller was answering the call of nature. Over the instrusive elevator music, I heard the faint rumblings of something mechanical coming from an open door side room. It was then that I saw her.........disheveled auburn hair falling carelessly about her shoulders, slightly greasy facial glow. With eyes closed, she nibbled teasingly on one lovely polished finger. Her breezy silk blouse had worked it's way secretly from her slim waste line....one scuffed black pump lying dead on the floor, the other cliffhanging from her nimble toes.....Then it fell, almost in slow motion towards the tile below. As I followed it's descent, I noticed words on the rumbling cabinet behind the action. They were shaking and difficult to make out, let alone enunciate. D..e...la....R..u...e. "Oh mama!!", I shrieked. Startled, she leaped from her motion rich perch....locked eyes with me, breathlessly mumbled "lunch break", and slammed the door!! Not knowing what to do....I grabbed a cherry dum dum from the basket and made my way out of the building, where I enjoyed a cigarette and recently fond memories. GO RV, and NO BV The element of validity through disconnected actions are a plus in the Bank Story Scenario........ I like that scene a lot though. Maybe something like "She rubbed her a$$ on the Delarue machine like a wishful Sinbad on a brass lamp." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! /DorkAtLarge Edited July 25, 2014 by ReinMan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 That's a good question, MIT. Now, think about this for a moment. I wonder how many Dinar investors have went to work for a bank.......just to be close to the action. GO RV, and NO BV Patty angel did...look 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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