Kaperoni - MP's On TV Saying It Cannot Wait Till After Elections !

[Francie26]

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[ronscarpa]

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[SnowGlobe7]

ReinMan, I beg to differ.

 

Whenever I've CALLED FOR a pizza,

Pappa John's delivered.

 

That's right.

 

I call for a pizza to be delivered to me,

and Pappa John's jumps into action...

yup...same here

 

[ReinMan]

If the Iraqi Parliament calls for a pizza, it's called for in parliament to the rest of the members before a phone call is placed.

 

"I call for pizza!!"

 

So then the rest of the members jump into action and argue what toppings will be on the pizza.

"Pepperoni?"
"Yes, they have beef version now."

"Mushrooms?" YES!!!  NO!!! 

"OK we vote. Do we have quorum?"

"No not yet, the Kurds are always late, and of course they will want extra cheese because they are in charge of the majority dairy products for Iraq."

"OK, so what else is available?"

"Artichoke hearts!" (A resounding NO!!! echoes through the large room.)

"Pineapple!" shouts a member. A small mumble of commotion fills the room. Apparently hardly anyone knows what a pineapple is.

"We vote on pineapple! OK, pineapple anyone? YES?" A few enthusiastic YES from the room.
"NO?" It seems the majority have it with a half-hearted NOOOOooooo...... fades away.

 

The Kurds finally file in.

"What have we missed?"

"Ahmed from Basra called for a pizza."

"OH! Extra cheese, please."
"Yes, we figured. EXTRA CHEESE VOTE!! Extra cheese?!"

"YES!!" Majority gained with Kurds and about 1/2 of everyone else, with the other half abstaining the vote.

 

"OK! Anything else?"

Peppers vote. There seems to be some confusion.

So finally the ingredients are settled.

 

Ahmed gets to the phone in the lobby.

"I'm about to dial!"

Mahmood runs out to the lobby, out of breath. "STOP DIALING!! STOP DIALING!! More ingredients. We need to vote, so come inside."

 

After a few more ingredient votes, Ahmed rushes out to dial.
"I AM DIALING!!" ....... dials the last 8...(pause) 4..........(looks at the lobby door).... 2....... 

 

**DOOR FLIES OPEN**

"Stop dialing! The Kurds are arguing about how much cheese is extra cheese."

"Tell them I will ask."

 

 

And so it goes on and on and on.....................................

[DinarThug]

 **DOOR FLIES OPEN**

"Stop dialing! The Kurds are arguing about how much cheese is extra cheese."

That's Why They Are Called 'Cheese Kurds' !

[Texas1]

That's Why They Are Called 'Cheese Kurds' !

OMG you are so cheesy

[DinarThug]

OMG you are so cheesy

Never Pull A Clowns Finger !

[ReinMan]

That joke is EXACTLY where I got the idea to use that premise.

I posted that joke here before and I think I got vibes that people thought I was racist.

I was thinking WTF, PEOPLE.

 

Anyway, hope y'all enjoyed that, I made it up as I went along.
Just like the gurus.

[mrparrot]

Anyway, hope y'all enjoyed that, I made it up as I went along.

Just like the gurus.

DUDE!!!

 

That was GREAT!!!