Old age??

[toes1]

1.  I started with nothing and I still have most of it.

 

2.  My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

 

3.  I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

 

4.  Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

 

5.  Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

 

6.  If all is not lost, then where the heck is it??

 

7.  It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.

 

8.  Some days you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant;

      the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

9.  I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them.

 

10.  Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

 

11.  Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

 

12.  It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

 

13.  The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.

 

14.  If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

 

15.  When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone want to play chess.

 

16.  It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

 

17.  The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

 

18.  These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.  I go somewhere to get

       something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".

 

19.  Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

 

20.  HAVE I SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU BEFORE??

 

 

         (My brother-in-law sent this to me and I thought I share it with ya'll.  Have a great weekend.)

[gymrat76541]

Ah wisdom at it's best.

 

I just bet the day before I die I get some wisdom on that day! LOL

[Sentinel7]

Ah wisdom at it's best.

 

I just bet the day before I die I get some wisdom on that day! LOL

Nope thats the day you win the lottery

 

 

                              No Surrender No Retreat and No Compromise

[WorkerBee]

Change the title to:   Dinar Vets...for mature audiences only....

 

I biggied the font so we can read it easier.....

[dog53]

1.  I started with nothing and I still have most of it.

 

2.  My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

 

3.  I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

 

4.  Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

 

5.  Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

 

6.  If all is not lost, then where the heck is it??

 

7.  It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.

 

8.  Some days you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant;

      the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

9.  I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them.

 

10.  Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

 

11.  Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

 

12.  It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

 

13.  The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.

 

14.  If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

 

15.  When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone want to play chess.

 

16.  It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

 

17.  The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

 

18.  These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.  I go somewhere to get

       something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".

 

19.  Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

 

20.  HAVE I SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU BEFORE??

 

 

         (My brother-in-law sent this to me and I thought I share it with ya'll.  Have a great weekend.)

 

 

NOT FUNNY   

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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Watsamatta, DOG53.... sound too much like an 'Ol Hound YOU know...?

Hang in there, PatriotPupster.... yer in damned fine company !