BeringSea Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 I have no words, but this is hillarious. 8-12-13 OKIEOILMAN: AN OPEN LETTER TO WELLS FARGO. --DEAR SIR: I AM A DEPOSITOR IN YOUR BANK.I AM ALSO INVOLVED IN A FOREIGN CURRENCY THAT YOU HAVE INSTRUCTED YOUR EMPLOYEES TO STATE WAS A SCAM. (INCIDENTIALLY I BOUGHT SOME FROM YOU)IT IS BEING RUMORED THAT YOU HAVE A DIRECT INVOLVEMENT WITH THE PROCESS BEING HELD UP, IS THAT TRUE? ARE YOU THE RESPONSIBLE PARTY OR ARE THERE THOSE ABOVE YOU WHO IS CAUSING THE DELAY? DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT WITH A FOREIGN ENTITY TO ACT ON THEIR BEHALF TO PURCHASE THESE CURRIENCIES?ARE YOU AUTHORIZED TO BE THE LEAD BANK IN THIS ARRANGEMENT?HOW CAN YOUR COMPETITORS STATE THEY ARE READY TO EXCHANGE OUR CURRIENCY AND YOUR NOT?ARE YOU AWARE OF ALL THE NEGATIVE INFORMATION SURROUNDING YOUR INSTITUION'S ACTIONS REGARDING YOU NOT BEING AS RESPONSIBLE AS YOUR COMPETITORS SEEM TO BE?ARE YOU AWARE OF THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF ADVERTISMENT BEING WASTED YOUR SPENDING ON ACQUIRING NEW CUSTOMERS WHO SOME SUCH AS I WILL NO LONGER BE? (IF THE ACCUSATIONS ARE PROVED TRUE?)WITH THE CONTROVERSY SURROUNDING WELLS FARGO I WOULD THINK OPENLY ADDRESSING THE ISSUE WOULD BE THE PROPER AND TIMELY THING TO DO.WE AS DEPOSITORS DESERVE A RESPONSE FROM A PERSON WITH A POSITION OF AUTHORITY TO SPEAK ON BEHALF OF WELLS FARGO AND EITHER AFFIRM OR DENY THE RUMORS WE ARE SURROUNDED WITH. I RESPECTIFULLY EXPECT A RESPONSE TO THE ABOVE QUESTIONS. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixirbaby Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 OMG this is the bottom guys....if someone really sent this....this might be the first time I am sad to be a dinarian 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMac40 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 LOL I wonder if we should hold our breath waiting on a response from them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyboyirish Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 What.......the..........frak......... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinnidan Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 .................... ....oh F**K it! ...... BUWHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeringSea Posted August 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) It's odd Okie would send an 'open letter', grasping for an answer from anyone, when he knows bank presidents and vice presidents across the board. thought I'd eventually overcome the initial shock and have words again Edited August 13, 2013 by BeringSea 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NWGUY Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 I wonder if Okie Dokie has received his closed account letter yet??? I bet it looked something like this!!! Bye Bye! Go RV or RI Soon!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docneedles Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 I have no words, but this is hillarious. 8-12-13 OKIEOILMAN: AN OPEN LETTER TO WELLS FARGO. --DEAR SIR: I AM A DEPOSITOR IN YOUR BANK. I AM ALSO INVOLVED IN A FOREIGN CURRENCY THAT YOU HAVE INSTRUCTED YOUR EMPLOYEES TO STATE WAS A SCAM. (INCIDENTIALLY I BOUGHT SOME FROM YOU) IT IS BEING RUMORED THAT YOU HAVE A DIRECT INVOLVEMENT WITH THE PROCESS BEING HELD UP, IS THAT TRUE? ARE YOU THE RESPONSIBLE PARTY OR ARE THERE THOSE ABOVE YOU WHO IS CAUSING THE DELAY? DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT WITH A FOREIGN ENTITY TO ACT ON THEIR BEHALF TO PURCHASE THESE CURRIENCIES? ARE YOU AUTHORIZED TO BE THE LEAD BANK IN THIS ARRANGEMENT? HOW CAN YOUR COMPETITORS STATE THEY ARE READY TO EXCHANGE OUR CURRIENCY AND YOUR NOT? ARE YOU AWARE OF ALL THE NEGATIVE INFORMATION SURROUNDING YOUR INSTITUION'S ACTIONS REGARDING YOU NOT BEING AS RESPONSIBLE AS YOUR COMPETITORS SEEM TO BE? ARE YOU AWARE OF THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF ADVERTISMENT BEING WASTED YOUR SPENDING ON ACQUIRING NEW CUSTOMERS WHO SOME SUCH AS I WILL NO LONGER BE? (IF THE ACCUSATIONS ARE PROVED TRUE?) WITH THE CONTROVERSY SURROUNDING WELLS FARGO I WOULD THINK OPENLY ADDRESSING THE ISSUE WOULD BE THE PROPER AND TIMELY THING TO DO. WE AS DEPOSITORS DESERVE A RESPONSE FROM A PERSON WITH A POSITION OF AUTHORITY TO SPEAK ON BEHALF OF WELLS FARGO AND EITHER AFFIRM OR DENY THE RUMORS WE ARE SURROUNDED WITH. I RESPECTIFULLY EXPECT A RESPONSE TO THE ABOVE QUESTIONS. Mr. Okie or Ghost will be putting out a "my computer has been hacked" message very soon. You know, the new computer, new modem since the storm message. laughing my head off 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex38 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 This is sadder than that movie "Old Yeller"... I feel sick! What a total @#$ &¥£€!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdx4me Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 It's always a good idea to check your grammar and spelling prior to sending an open letter to a bank. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 I'm guessing his letter back was in regard to his nsf's and not the dinar...... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_shaddow Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Thats Pure Okie poison there anyone got the fever lol wow. Go RV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon29 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 He's such an idiot, I wish they would put him in shackles, gag his mouth and quarantine him so his diseased words and actions would end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPSprayduster Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 okie, LOST AND CONFUSED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra0101 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Attention all ships lost at sea! Okie is the Bermuda Triangle he will suck you into the trap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiexpat Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Well, he should have written his letter this way: Dear WF, I am THE Oakie. Nuff Said........... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djorgie Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Ummmm... How could Okie write a letter to WF? I thought that guy went down with his plane a couple of years ago lol. Seriously though, how much more RIDICULOUS can these GURUS get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larryk43 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 It would be helpful if someone, who presents himself as a representative of many others, had his work proofread before sending it to a high-ranking bank official. It shows respect for the reader and would be taken seriously. The gesture is nice if, in fact, it was actually sent. I like to think the best of people, but this is just appearing to be a waste of energy as I spend way too much time following "those in the know." Well, he should have written his letter this way: Dear WF, I am THE Oakie. Nuff Said........... EXCELLENT! You had me rofl........nuff said. Ummmm... How could Okie write a letter to WF? I thought that guy went down with his plane a couple of years ago lol. Seriously though, how much more RIDICULOUS can these GURUS get? You said what I was thinking. BTW, we share the same birthday so I guess that's why we think alike - lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TQueezy Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 He left his caps lock on... He was yelling at the bank president... I hope they jail him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skybear Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 WOW! This is a MUCH better excuse than the one used last year when Okie lied about the RV having happened the LAST time when he claimed, "SOMEBODY HACKED MY COMPUTER." Let's blame Wells Fargo! It must be the crowds camping in their parking lots (NOT). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandfly Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 HE DONE WENT OFF THE DEEP END 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shang Man Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Bye Okie!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 "To the Moon Okie!" "Whoooooooooaaa!!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duty.rec Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Just when you thought it could not get any worse. Ha! Ha! Go RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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