k98nights Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 A US Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in asimilar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and asfirst aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Wesaw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlifescum bag who got what he deserved. And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!""And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PakiPower Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Hahahhahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrref Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 I luv it .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbertoperez Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Great joke, i fully agree my friend. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armcandy Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 good one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jocko129 Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 that is a real good one !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Who's acting??...................... not we the people[ATTACH=CONFIG]1338[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerngal Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Mongo, you are too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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