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[delta22]

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> Would You Marry Again? - Priceless
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> A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife
> looks over at him and asks the question....
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> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
> Again?"
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> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
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> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
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> HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."
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> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
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> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
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> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
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> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
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> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
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> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
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> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
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> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
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> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
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> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
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> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
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> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
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> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
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> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
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> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
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> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
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> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
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> WIFE: --silence --
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> HUSBAND: "****."
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[carlablum]

Ouch!!!

[429]

True story here. Heard this joke long ago and shared it with my wife. She thought it was funny, too.
Sometime later, I pulled a shift on the ambulance with another paramedic. It was a slow day and he needed to get something from the department store. While walking through the sporting goods section, I spied a pink golf bag with clubs and when looking at the clubs, I noticed they were left-handed. Snapped a picture and sent it to the wife with the caption "D**N". We had another good laugh over that one.
Thanks for bringing it delta!