"I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought, These Taser guns are well worth the money."
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 04:06 AM
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 06:25 AM
Thats funny, I don't care who you are.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 10:24 AM
Wow... 
Learn somethin new everyday
Life is like a carousel. All I seem to do is spin with some ups and downs involved.
Life is like a carousel. All I seem to do is spin with some ups and downs involved.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 10:36 AM
ROFL, Good one bud, just remember restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you! 
Oh and the new furniture looks great from the road by the way. 
Actually it really isn't that funny, my new girlfriend accused me of being a stalker...........Well she's not my girlfriend YET!
Thanks for the laugh bud!
Oh and the new furniture looks great from the road by the way. Actually it really isn't that funny, my new girlfriend accused me of being a stalker...........Well she's not my girlfriend YET!
Thanks for the laugh bud!
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