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[TonyDownTheShore]

OKIEOILMAN] I MAY BE LANDING THE BLACK JET SOONER THAN I HAD EXPECTED—STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER INTEL NOT PUBLISHABLE AT THIS EXACT MOMENT

THIS HAS BEEN AN I.F.R. FLIGHT AND ACCORDING TO INSTRUMENTS I HAVE CROSSED THE OUTER MARKER

CMDRPILOT 3 DOWN AND 3 GREEN LIGHTS ON THE GEAR

GHOST: I AM POSTING FOR OKIE LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER. 3 GREEN LIGHTS MEAN THE LANDING HAS BEEN DEPLOYED LANDING GEAR. I HAVE KEYED THE MIKE TWICE TO TURN THE LANDING LIGHTS ON THE RUNWAY. OKIE SAID HE MUST LAND THIS TIME–THEY AREN’T ENOUGH FUEL FOR A GO AROUND

GHOST:: “SEDNET) MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE POST WAS GEAR DOWN AND LOCKED, THREE GREEN LIGHTS

[King Bean]

HOLY BLACKJET, OKIE AND GHOST !!!! " I HAVE KEYED THE MIKE....TWICE!"
POOR MIKE.

[Unitedrich]

Agreed, His Instrument Flight Rules worry me, especially if he is using a transponder for ground school.

[TonyDownTheShore]

Just like Batman and Batman, they're both the same person.

Agreed, His Instrument Flight Rules worry me, especially if he is using a transponder for ground school.

[skitealwedrop]

Agreed, His Instrument Flight Rules worry me, especially if he is using a transponder for ground school.

Thanks for the laugh U. Your post is brilliant and priceless.

[easyrider]

Okies quote: why drink? when you can get high and fly

[Dalite]

Agreed, His Instrument Flight Rules worry me, especially if he is using a transponder for ground school.

For Okie, "IFR means I Follow Railroads"..

[captl1]

Okie... a true traveler of the Black hole.......

Edited by captl1, 30 July 2012 - 07:36 PM.

[no left angles]

I think this clown takes roll playing games a little to serious..

[NORTEC]

So ... what does it all Mean ?
Landing in RV land - or been forced to land by way of surface to air missels -

[powerpager]

Shoe Polish !!!

[DinarThug]

OKIEOILMAN] I HAVE CROSSED THE OUTER MARKER

Too Bad It Wasn't An Outline Marker .....

[skitealwedrop]

Too Bad It Wasn't An Outline Marker .....

God forbid if Okie is given a coloring book and some crayons. That would be one messy piece of art.

[skinz]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF FLIGHT 13303 THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN OKIE SPEAKING. DUE WIND TURBULENCE, SMOKE IN THE REAR SECTION, AND A GREMLIN ON THE WING; WE WILL NOT BE MAKING A SAFE LANDING. MAKE SURE YOUR SEAT-BELTS ARE FASTENED AND YOUR HEAD IS PLACED FIRMLY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS FOR A PROPER GOODBYE. BEER, WINE, AND LIQUOR IS A 10% DINAR DEPOSIT OF THE MENU PRICE TO ALLEVIATE CONCERNS ABOUT THE FLIGHT. THANK YOU FOR FLYING OKIE AIR.

[umbertino]

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OKIEOILMAN] I MAY BE LANDING THE BLACK JET SOONER THAN I HAD EXPECTED
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Great.... Let's turn the clock back to 2005-2006-2007-.........

[RicknSaudi]

Okies quote: why drink? when you can get high and fly

Ha-ha-ha. Or as a famous comedian once said, you can get on and get off, or you can get off and get on...

[Shinnidan]

WTF!?!?!?!

so Okie is no longer drowning at sea.....but one he has his head in the CLOUDS?!?!?!




....gee...he really has to cover all his bases....Land, Sea, and Air.....wot next the Moon!? *sighs*




oh...dear....Lord me hope not!

[umbertino]

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Okie: come fly with me, I see 3 green lights
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Come fly the pumping skies... OR ... The regular "Guru" Creed.... ( Based on that old AT&T advert.).. "Reach Out And Fxxk Someone (today and every other day)