Top Ten Country Western Songs

[divemaster5734]

Top Ten Country Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

[Snotrocket]

Hey Divemaster - you ever heard this one....

Gravity is my friend but I'm weightless over you!

I think it's new! (to me anyway!)

[delta22]

My Favorite was She got the goldmine ,I got the shaft.

[Snotrocket]

Here's one of my favorites....

She left me for Jesus

And that just ain't fair

She says that He's perfect

How could I compare

She says I should find Him

And I'll know peace at last

If I ever find Jesus

I'm kickin' His ass

That's just the chorus - the rest of the song is really funny. Found it on Itunes

Hayes Carll

Trouble in Mind

[Man_Kind]

My favorite is, " Beauty Is Only A Light Switch Away "

[hrvat67]

Here's one of my favorites....

She left me for Jesus

And that just ain't fair

She says that He's perfect

How could I compare

She says I should find Him

And I'll know peace at last

If I ever find Jesus

I'm kickin' His ass

That's just the chorus - the rest of the song is really funny. Found it on Itunes

Hayes Carll

Trouble in Mind

Great lyrics. So, you found it on iTunes, what's the name of the song?????

TNX

[magawatt]

Don't know if it's for real or not:

"I've got tears in my ears lay'n on my back cry'n over you".

[Snotrocket]

Great lyrics. So, you found it on iTunes, what's the name of the song?????

TNX

I'm pretty sure the song is "She left me for Jesus"

[Luigi1]

My all time favorite CW...Red is the color of my true loves neck.

[fastarnie]

My all time favorite country song. :lol:

[divemaster5734]

My all time favorite country song. :lol:

OMG, that's the craziest song I have ever heard.

I can't imagine what the person was on when they wrote that. It had to be a mix of some VERY powerful psychoactive drugs with a few street things thrown in.

How do people even make that stuff up?