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A young DEA Agent stopped at a big ranch in Texas looking for dope. He pulled up to the barn and got out to talk to the old man who owned the ranch. He patted his weapon, spit on the ground and tried to look like he could handle anything. The old rancher walked up to him and asked if he could help him. The Agent spit again and said, "I am gonna inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs". The rancher said, "ok" go ahead but I would stay out of that pasture over there and pointed to it so he would know. The Agent sulled up like an old Rattler ready to strike and said, Don't tell me what to do, and begin to explode on the old man. He took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and begin to let the old man have a piece of his mind. You see this badge, old man, it gives me the authority to go any where. I have the Federal government backing me up. I will go wherever I please and you will not stop me. The rancher kindly nodded to the young man and went about his chores. After about 20 minutes, the old man heard loud screams and he turned and dropped his tools and ran to the fence and out in the middle of the pasture, the young DEA Agent was running as fast as he could and right behind him was the old man's Santa Gertrudis Bull gaining with every step. It was a sight to behold and he was wondering if the Agent would make it to the fence in time. The old man was laughing so hard, he yelled out, "Show him your Badge, show him your badge.
