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moose 57

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About moose 57

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    It's a Grand-son! born10-22-14
  • Birthday 12/12/1957

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  1. Orange Peel Art...

    h.a.n.d.
  2. This is awesome. Read the poem from top to bottom then from bottom to top.This was written by a 14 year old! h.a.n.d.
  3. Silly Smiles

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  4. A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?", she asked. Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like ***** cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" h.a.n.d.
  5. Silly Smiles

    Opening day of the Zucchini Season h.a.n.d.
  6. Where is God?...

    This is an excellent video made by high school students who don't say a word ... From a Catholic High School (Archdiocese of Hartford, CT) in response to a Senator's remark about "Where is God in all the tragedy in the world?” GOD BLESS! https://www.youtube.com/embed/jFz4uUfPfN8?rel=0&autoplay=1 h.a.n.d.
  7. Silly Smiles

    ??? sorry!
  8. i pod- i pad...

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  9. Getting a Gun...

    What's underwear?!!!
  10. Getting a Gun...

    *Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.* *When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, -"Strip down, facing me."* *Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.* *When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!* *As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.* *I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.* *They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear. I still don't think I looked that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often…* h.a.n.d.
  11. Love Story, Sacrifices...

    Love Story, Sacrifices
  12. Silly Smiles

    sounds reasonable to me!!! h.a.n.d.
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