Grandpa Dave

If they get shot with these and end up in hell, this guy should get an award for saving all those VIRGINS!

David, Don't worry about losing your job with BOA. I'm sure a person of your credibility can allways get a good job with OKIE !!!

From Colorful Colorado. The Center Of The Universe !

Oakie is a perfect example of why you should'nt smoke CRAK after you've had a LOBOTOMY !

Well if you're free, I'm $9.95

Hey 11 Bravo, wait for me. I want to go to the IRS with you to cash in. After we cash in with the IRS, we can go to BURGER KING and cash in our vouchers. I heard thats where all us tier 3 people have to go. POOR POOR PITIFUL ME !

Donnie. You are truly an amazing person ! You must have quite a life, WITH YOUR X-RAY VISION ! You saw the De La Rue machine, and the teller said they had two in boxes in the back room. You're not trying to pull my leg are you ?

My Border Collie is a real sweetheart. Her nane is LUNA.

BUDGET PROBLEM SOLVED ! Just withhold the paychecks from all the lousy politicians in Washington ! That tribe of idiots would be squealing like a bunch of smashed cats. Where did this bunch of fools come up with this word ENTITLEMENT ! ENTITLEMENT MY ASS ! I paid into Social Security for 50 years, and they call it ENTITLEMENT ? They need to get thier heads out of thier a**es and have all of the government agencys that have BORROWED money from the Social Security Fund, PAY IT BACK ! Kind of makes you wonder, how did all of these GOOD OLE BOYS get in a position to represent us ? Oh I forgot, they are LAWYERS, THE MOST RESPECTED PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY ! I had better stop here before I have a stroke !

I think Oakie has had his bell rang one time too many.

Good Old Oakie = The one man B S factory !

Hey Richie, are you Oakies sister, just wondering ?

Oakie is a one man bullshit factory. Nuff Said

Find us a DOG FRIENDLY ship, so my pardner can go along!

I'm starting to think old Harold is really OKIE !